Thursday, January 30, 2020

More Honest SVT Book Titles

because I'm bored at work bad at life

7. Does Anyone Really Care About Mary? The Twins Do, At Least for Now
8. Lila has a Horse and Elizabeth is JEALOUSE*
9. Sophia is Trash, No She Isn't, We Like Her. Do We? YES
10. Ye Random Character Pamela Has a Heart Defect, but also Jessica Wants to Fake Being Sick for the Attention
11. Jessica and Ellen Found Buried Treasure and Wanted to Keep the Money for Themselves, Those WHORES
12. Everyone is Interested in Our Stupid Made-Up Language
13. Mary Hates Her Stepdad's Boat (Although this book is about Mary, for some reason Jessica and Ye Random Dude are on the cover)


14. Jessica Would Make a Terrible Class President (or Treasurer? Can't remember)
15. Older Boys Still Want to Date** You Even if You're Clearly TWELVE

That's just off the top of my head, from memory. I should post altered photos of the book covers.



*SA REMEMBER THIS?? LOL

**they want to do more than that, but this book is for 12-year-olds so instead of him forcing her to have sex with him, he takes her on a surprise double date to the CIRCUS