Tuesday, October 20, 2015

HEY LOOK A COMMENT

woot I have a comment on Goodreads

(that I am obsessing over)
I'm glad that line was appreciated even though I thought it was kind of clunky/ more "tell" than "show"/ not a proper joke...
..and then this reader apparently stopped at 77%? maybe because she thought it went really weird/ hated it? (Hello, Obsess-y.)
Well, then she gave it 3 stars. OK thx!

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Sweet Valley High covers, with captions

Special Christmas - Liz: "Ooh, what is it??"
Jessica: "It's EMPTY bwahahaha!" (you know that would totally happen)
Spring Break, based on their expressions: 
Liz: "OMG FRANCE!"
Jess: "THE AIR IS SO CLEAR"

All Night Long - Sorry, Jimmy Art, but the guy you painted does look like a gay porn star.
Power Play - Jess: "Let's wear gingham blouses and have a staring contest"
Liz: "All your outfit needs is a chianti candle and a menu" (stole that joke from MST3k)

No Place to Hide - Liz and Jess, based on the position of their hands:
"My face!" "My clavicle" "They've been touched!!"
Deadly Summer: "HERP DERP" "AHHH"