I keep making these
A horror-parody series by Polly Esther Rayon. Did you read, and have a love-hate relationship with, Sweet Valley books in the eighties and nineties? Do you also have an affinity for fantasy and horror? Then this series is for you. Not endorsed by or affiliated with Francine Pascal. Books #1-6, and new Super Hideous Editions, available in paperback and for Kindle!
Sunday, January 24, 2021
More Demon Piper
Saturday, January 23, 2021
More Casts of Characters
Having too much fun with Artbreeder.
Here's the Cast of Characters from Book 1 (please excuse the bad graphic design):
and Book 2 (Aidan isn't exactly right, so that image is a placeholder; also, you can't tell that "Craig" has slit pupil eyes like a demon):
More faces
Apparently I published this to the wrong blog >:-P
I keep rendering photorealistic portraits of my characters,
using GAN (on Artbreeder) and GIMP (free software similar to photoshop).
Here are some more faces:
Saturday, January 16, 2021
Demon Piper
OK so in Book 1 (spoilers if you haven't read it), The Babysitter, Piper is a witch who is disguised as a 17-year-old girl who is the twins' and their brother's babysitter while their parents are on vacation. She is trying to kill the twins, as revenge for when they wished on a magical Christmas carnival well to be grown up (SVT Magna Edition Big For Christmas, a rip-off of the movie Big) and were trying to drive a donut truck (as 12-year-olds in grown-up bodies) and caused a five car pile up. Later in that book, they found the carnival wishing well again (it disappeared after they made their wish, for the plot) and wished to be 12 again. But they didn't wish to reverse the effects of their first wish, so presumably anyone who was hurt or killed in that car wreck remained injured/ dead. So that was my backstory/ reason for Piper wanting revenge (like she was one of the other people in the five-car pileup). Which I personally think makes more sense than the SVT miniseries The Frightening Four where randomly, there's a new old haunted mansion, the Sullivan mansion (how many old, run-down houses are there in Sweet Valley?? at least 3), and all of a sudden, Mrs. Wakefield hates Halloween (she never hated it in other books! Is it too much to ask for a little continuity if we're making up villains who want to kill the twins?)
So, anyway, Piper reveals herself to be a witch, scares the hell out of the twins and their brother, Jessica "banishes" her (I decided that the Saccharin Valley Universe was trying to even the playing field seeing as how the twins are the main characters and even though they're in danger many times, they never actually die, so a book of witchcraft appeared at library for Jessica to check out and use), and then she comes back as a demon to terrorize them some more. This was a plot from approximately 22 years ago, when I was a teenager (and we didn't have self-publishing on Amazon) and really thought the demon-witch aspect was sexy (asexy, because I'm asexual and it's a horror-parody of a middle-school series, so no actual sex; I just thought that was cool. Better than fake-zombie girl/woman Eva Sullivan, at least). Now I think it's rather clunky (the reason she appears as a green-skinned demon with ram horns is because she has a spell to be possessed by a demon called the Nyx, which gives her demon strength but takes away her witch powers; and her demonic self has a weakness: iron; so the twins have a better chance of defeating her), which is why she doesn't appear as a demon in later books in the series... just a witch. A witch hell-bent on revenge, settling for casting various spells on the twins if she can't kill them. Because it's fun and vents my various frustrations with Sweet Valley Twins.
I was always trying to draw demon Piper, by hand in the SVT books I was defacing, in Microsoft Paint (remember, this was the early 2000s), my Corel software, and eventually in Illustrator. But it never quite looked the way I wanted it to.
Here's one from a clip art that I modified (although her hair looks pink):
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
Book 7 (aka Super Hideous Edition #1) is live
I finished The Twins and Their Rock-Star Babysitter, read it 15 more times, and published it. So now there's a Kindle version (which didn't like my dingbats so the clover at every chapter heading is showing up as an "A" 😠) and a paperback version with my spiffy GAN-and-vector-graphics cover.
buy Kindle or paperback book here
I ordered a copy of the paperback and I will read it AGAIN and check for any typos. (To correct and re-publish. If you buy the Kindle edition and I later correct mistakes, you can update your copy by going to your Digital Content on Amazon and click "check for updates" and then "update" and it will fix them).
Also, I just noticed in Book 5 I didn't turn off the hyphenation in the paragraph styles. Hopefully won't detract from the reading experience. I am obsessive about formatting, or at least about things that annoy me as a reader.
here's a chart a made of character in Book 7 (I love playing with GAN so I made all the main characters including ones that are Piper or Tobias in disguise).
Piper looks slightly different as Maeve - she is described as having copper hair and grey eyes (Piper has green eyes and ruby-red hair). Tobias first appears as Mr. Riordan, the rock star's agent. I kept picturing that character as a young Greg Proops (because he's nifty, Kittens McTavish*) so I tried to tweak the GAN as much as possible to make him Proops-y. I guess I could've uploaded an actual photo of him and used that but I feel weird doing that. Even though it's not uploading a photo, because the GAN "reads" the photo and gives you an approximation that you can then tweak. (I was going to do that with Fallon's grandfather in Book 2, because in my mind he looks like Creed Bratton... as an evil sorcerer).
OH, another thing I did was make Saccharin Valley Twits a "series" on KDP. So it's official ("It's official... I can't have children" ~Debbie Downer, LOL)