woot I have a comment on Goodreads
(that I am obsessing over)
I'm glad that line was appreciated even though I thought it was kind of clunky/ more "tell" than "show"/ not a proper joke...
..and then this reader apparently stopped at 77%? maybe because she thought it went really weird/ hated it? (Hello, Obsess-y.)
Well, then she gave it 3 stars. OK thx!
A horror-parody series by Polly Esther Rayon. Did you read, and have a love-hate relationship with, Sweet Valley books in the eighties and nineties? Do you also have an affinity for fantasy and horror? Then this series is for you. Not endorsed by or affiliated with Francine Pascal. Books #1-6, and new Super Hideous Editions, available in paperback and for Kindle!
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Sweet Valley High covers, with captions
Special Christmas - Liz: "Ooh, what is it??"
Jessica: "It's EMPTY bwahahaha!" (you know that would totally happen)
Spring Break, based on their expressions:
Liz: "OMG FRANCE!"
Jess: "THE AIR IS SO CLEAR"
All Night Long - Sorry, Jimmy Art, but the guy you painted does look like a gay porn star.
Power Play - Jess: "Let's wear gingham blouses and have a staring contest"
Liz: "All your outfit needs is a chianti candle and a menu" (stole that joke from MST3k)
No Place to Hide - Liz and Jess, based on the position of their hands:
"My face!" "My clavicle" "They've been touched!!"
Deadly Summer: "HERP DERP" "AHHH"
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